for the DIDDLUM DAY: 2004.04.20 APPLESEED: It’s like they’re all in a beatnik trance! GROUNDHOG: Help! GROUNDHOG: Oh fie, Johnny Appleseed! My legs are all asleep! What shall I do? APPLESEED: Appears to be subluxation! APPLESEED: Spinal adjustment! Restores inner harmony! GROUNDHOG: BOOMPA!